So.. this is an Ebay auction for a signed tennis racquet from Kobe, and a date at Carl's Jr. with Kobe himself plus guaranteed credits in this film this guy who is hosting this auction is developing about homeless people living in vans in Laguna Beach.

Did I mention you can buy it now for $100,000? Yeah, keep rubbing your eyes.  This is one super-pricey racquet.  Or I guess quality time with Kobe while munching on a famous star is just as expensive.