I don't know anyone who doesn't appreciate a good moleskin every now and then.

I thought these custom printed ones on Etsy were pretty clever.  Not trying to promote violence but this one made me crack up.  Actually on a more positive note, I always wanted to publish my Ultimate Book of People who are Genuinely Nice because They are, Not because They're Trying to Be Nice.  One day.  One day.

 

Moleskin