..or these kicks.
Reebok and Champs bring you the shoes you can get your smack talk on.  The Reebok "Talkin' Krazy"
These kicks are dry-erase friendly, so you can write whatever you want on your shoes, erase, and re-write.
Interesting.. wonder if kids might dig them? 
http://www.champssportslounge.com/talkkrazy/

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